Friday, September 30, 2011

Fantasy Football 2011-9-23

Game week 7

barcaRONAN’s last game week Score – 43 // Average Score on site – 45
Highest Haul – 6 // Lowest Haul – 1 // Average Score Per Player 3.9
Accrued Score – 260 (inc gameweek 1 score)
Place in my own fecking league - 67

State Of Play

I’m beginning to ticket that the managers in the premiership wait till I post my team on this blog, and they open up the latest update in trepedation every Friday evening to see who I’ve cursed with my selection for that weekend. Last game week, only 3 players of my players did their primary task, in this case it was 3 defenders managing clean sheets. No assists from any of midfielders and none of my strikers hit the onion bag.

Vindication

I picked the right keeper out of the two choices, that’s the only thing to stand by. “It could have been worse” can never be used as a vindication can it? (no need to answer that, I know); I also put the eventual own-goal scorer Johnson on the bench.

D’oh

Once again it was just an all round shit day at the office, two point BELOW the average score is always a bad sign. I’m down to 67th in my league. Ballllllllls.

Here’s the screenshot of my team from last game week



Questions / Hunch / Drama / Dramatic Narrative this game week before Sky Have Spotted it

Last week’s Liverpool hunch turned out to be misguided, they showed me. I am still wary of their next two games so I won’t bring in Enrique (yet!)

I’m not bringing much to the table this week either, all my notes for this weekend (while come up with independently) are jusr rehashes of the fantasy football scout’s suggestions. The well is dry today, unlike the weather here.

The Rooney question got settled today when Alex announced his is fit. (as in Sir ALex Ferguson, not the Brazilian third choice Chelsea centre back)

Transfers/Theory/Selection

I spent 8 points, making 3 transfer last game week, and I’m gonan make no changes this week. Bascially because all my tinkering keeps backfiring, I’m just gonna leave it as is. My entire midfield is playing  away does weekend [insert obvious joke about unnamed premiership footballers here].  Everyone is saying “Nani -Captain – Nani - Captain - Nani - Captain”, but I’m just gonna hold back.

There might be a chance in direction with my thinking though as I mull over this point made here - http://www.fiso.co.uk/forum/clean-sheet-points-is-severely-under-rated-t90409.html

I’m wary of Stoke conceding at Swansea, just out of tiredness rather than on a talent level, so Huth on bench, Long is on the bench because WBA seems to be low on steam and they are away at Sunderland, who did very well when they played Stoke at home 2 weeks ago. I’m gonna with the opinion that Johnson will really shine this week as a reaction to his travails last week. I’m slightly wary of Man City conceding a goal at Blackburn, so I’ll just play one of the two. So that sets up my team.

The questions who to captain is annoying me, it’s between Rooney and Agbonlihor. I’ll go with Wayne this week.

My Team this week



Keeping An Eye On

I’m looking at Stoke and Fulham’s tiredness levels (apparently it is the latter’s 16th game of the season this week).

Ben Arfa, has been coming back from injury, he was in great form before his injury last season. Also Holden for Bolton should be back soon.

Barry Bannan, 5 million is a great price and he seems to be a first teamer with Villa.

Captain's Corner with Phergal

The captain is on holiday at the moment. Next week he’ll be back, rested I hope.

Friday, September 23, 2011

Fantasy Football 2011-9-23

from the team at http://www.facebook.com/BackOfTheNetBoy

Game week 6

barcaRONAN’s last game week Score – 27 // Average Score on site – 40
Highest Haul – 8 // Lowest Haul – (-1) // Average Score Per Player 2.5
Accrued Score – 191

State Of Play

Ah FFS what a horrible week, 13 point below the average, or 33% to show how gaping a whole that was. I’m more than half way down my own league and a massive 101 points off the top. Maybe I’m making the mistake of doing the blog to soon in the day and not looking at stuff Saturday morning but I haven’t really been caught with last minute omissions etc. Well thrice in 5 weeks, but the resulting results (that’s a valid word construction yeah?) showed it would have produced negligable returns anyway.

Vindication

Arteta got me 8, and not captaining Rooney was a good idea cos of the missed penalty… eek eek eek, can you hear that? That’s the sound of the bottom of the barrel of vindication being scraped.

D’oh

A bad workman always blames his tools eh? Well I had 11 tools on my team last week. Well 10, I’ll let Arteta off the hook.

Here’s the screenshot of my team from last game week



Questions / Hunch / Drama / Dramatic Narrative this game week before Sky Have Spotted it

(*) – I haven’t listened to this week’s fantasy podcast, (or indeed read the Captain’s Corner’s) so if I make any major changes in the morning I’ll put them in the comments box. But I can’t imagine doing so, I’ve got clearish thoughts already.

Are the wheel’s coming off the Liverpool wagon, cases for the prosecution, (A) they seem to have no depth in full backs, (B) Stevie G is coming back, and for some reason, like Johnny Giles, I’ve never liked him. Even Kenny can’t drop him (yet), and with Charlie Adam suspended, there’s an obvious swap there. But what will it do to the balance of the team {extra subtext it would be quite a story is Lampard and Gerrard are both becoming non-essential figures in their clubs at the same time}. (C) they weren’t walloped by an excellent Spurs team, they were terrible and Spurs were quite good; can they pull themselves back from that, I doubt Kenny’s ever lost by that much ever. {will I bother researching that? No. I’m sure Pat Mulhearn will tell me if I’m wrong}.

But… Wolves at home is a good fixture I guess. But then Everton derby and Man Utd could be bad as well.

a lot of people going on about Newcastle, indeed Leon Best are the biggest price rise of last week, according to another FF site


Transfers/Theory/Selection

I’m committing myself to 3 changes so that’s gonna be 8 points gone from the team already

Okay, well Alex can go, he’s not performing well for Chelsea, and is suspended anyway. Everyone is tipping Ryan Taylor, but I’ll go with his namesake Stephen, as he seems to get more bonus points. And he is first choice player.

I really want Mata, my hunch a few weeks ago to get him looks valid, I only wish I’d jumped then. Houlahan is the one to go even though a very poor Sunderland at home could be a good un for him, Man Utd the next week means, realistically he could expect an average of maybe 3/4 points each from the two games. Mata could (hopefully) get a haul of 12/14, which would make it a worthwhile swap.

Bent out and his club mate, Agbonlahor in, at a tidy 2.3 million saving. He has two favourable fixture this week and next week, so should cover the extra 4 points I’m spending on him

Captain’s choice is between Arteta at home to Bolton, a Bolton who’ve lost 4 in a row and an Arteta who’s eager to step out of the shadow of Fabregas and Nasri; and barcaRONAN new boy, Mata, at Swansea. I’m gonna go with the latter; mainly cos it rhymes with Mata.

Reason Rooney isn’t in contention is while Man Utd mightn’t lose at Stoke, I can’t see them walloping them (the team will already have their nose out of joint since Steve Bruce, who’d know his fair share of getting his nose out of joint (yeah, that’s right, cheap dig at his shrón), managed a 4-0 win last week. Also if the oft repeated claim that Rooney scores in bursts perhaps his penalty miss will bookend his last great spell.

Having said what I said about Liverpool earlier, I still won’t play Hennessey in goal, but rather Given, who while away at QPR and while playing SWP and hoping he does well, will hopefully save a load of shots or something!

And the basic reasoning behind the rest of my team, is I’m playing everyone who’s playing at home, other than Walters (who is my first choice sub), so that I can play Rooney, who I might be a fool to not play eh?

My Team this week



Keeping An Eye On

No one in specific to be honest, more so to see if Stoke perhaps are starting to tire, might be time for Huth and Walters to head for the door? And is my Liverpool theory correct. Also will I continue my head in the sand approach to Aguero and Dzeko?

Captain's Corner with Phergal

It's quite open this weekend in terms of captaincy options, let's take a look at the main candidates.

Rooney away to Stoke - Rooney won't be the automatic choice he was other weeks, due to Stokes resilience at home. Rooney has also never scored against Stoke for what that's worth. I like this fixture though, Stoke will have a lot of the same players that played mid week and will be tired, and were also badly exposed by Sunderland last weekend. I can see a few United goals here despite the tricky fixture.

Aguero/Dzeko @Home to everton - I reckon Dzeko and Aguero will both start here, having been rested mid week for the carling cup tie. Aguero seems the safer bet. I see Everton putting up a good fight here though and City play a bit more carefully against the better teams (do Everton count as one of these "better teams" though?) so i wouldn't expect massive returns.

Suarez @Home to Wolves - Suarez has yet to produce a large return and the Pool are going though a bad patch but what better time to rack up a big score than at home against a Wolves side that are losing some of their start of season shine.

Torres/Mata @Home to Swansea - Swansea's excellent defensive record will be put to the test this weekend by a Chelsea side still in the process of settling with new players, new manager and new tactics. Chelsea put in a good shift against United last weekend and Torres's howler will have overshadowed what was actually a great performance from him. Mata looks a good shout too although he hasn't staked his claim as a regular captain option just yet.

Adebayor away to Wigan - bagged two last weekend against Liverpool, nice fixture against Wigan for him to grab some more points.

Gamble pick: Leon Best @home to Blackburn. On a great run and against relegation candidates at home.

Friday, September 16, 2011

Fantasy Football 2011-9-16 Gameweek 5

Gameweek 5

BarcaRONAN’s last gameweek Score – 66 // Average Score on site – 57
Highest Haul – 34 // Lowest Haul – 1 // Average Score Per Player 6
Accrued Score – 198

State Of Play

Jeez, my average score per gameweek is just below 50 points, so that’s not league winning form at all. On a personal level I need to d better and stop being hungover writing these blogs.

Vindication

The Rooney captaincy, what insight eh? Errah 34 points will do me fine. I picked 3 clean sheets too and I had no hunches that I ignored that came back to haunt me


D’oh

The rest of team combined accrued less points than Captain Rooney…

Here’s the screenshot of my team from last gameweek



Questions / Hunch / Drama / Dramatic Narrative before Sky Have Spotted it

So apparently there are rumblings that Torres may go to Milan (http://joe.ie/football/football-news/serie-a-giants-offer-early-chelsea-exit-for-fernando-torres-0015849-1) or is that he will be pushed. Either way the pressure on him now is immense, and against Man Utd he has the chance to bag the lead role in sky sport’s always understated highlights package at end of the broadcast.

The Spurs v Liverpool match promises to be a better game I feel, and certainly more points to be mined. I however am just coming up with no ideas beyond that, I am scratching my beard, scrolling up and down different websites, fixture lists and permutations and I’m coming up with nothing. I feel close to saying something like “is there anything to be said for another mass?” [there is never a situation where a Fr Ted references doesn’t work here at BOTNB HQ]

In short, I’ve got no hunches, no ideas or anything, so I’m gonna just hoof the ball forward and hope a gutsy Irish forward does something with it…

Transfers/Theory/Selection

So I’m buying Walters! Basically cleverly is out for a few weeks, just too long to have him warm the bench so I looked at my midfield watchlist and he appealed to me most, away at Stadium Of Light won’t be too daunting for Stoke and he’s a good chance of an assist or even a goal. And he seems to take the penalties too.

That’s it really, I fancy Given over Hennesey in goal, doubt Alex will play so put him on bench (also doubt either Chelsea or Man Utd will keep a clean sheet anyway. Dropped SWP cos I want Wolves to keep a clean sheet for Johnson to pick up 6 points for me, and then just had to pick who I felt will do least at weekend at Norwich away at Bolton looks a toughie for young Wes. (is he young?, I’m older than him I guess ergo he is young)


My Team this week



Keeping An Eye On

Everton, there are dark clouds over Goodison at moment and the next 4/5 fixtures they have are realy toughies, Man Utd/Chelsea/Liverpool derby, so if they can weather those, maybe eek a few draws and a late win etc etc, then I see some of them joining barcaRONAN

Captain's Corner with Phergal

So it's all about Rooney at the moment as he achieved an incredible back to back hat tricks against Bolton, bringing his premiership total to 8 goals in 4 games. So do you captain Rooney all season a la Ronaldo 07-08, getting rid of a major source of headache every week (not to mention making my column redundant!) leaving you to spend more time thinking about the rest of your team? It seems like a good choice at the moment, although i would offer up my old advice from last year: safe captaincy choice when you're doing well (if they don't score big, you won't lose too much ground as everyone will have them captained), take a gamble when behind, although it's still a bit early to be getting too worried about being behind in leagues. One decent week can still catapult you to the top of your league.

And what better week for a "differential" captaincy choice than this weekend as Man U take on Chelsea @home? I would safely say that a huge amount of people will be captaining Rooney from now on regardless of fixtures. Against tough opposition like Chelsea (albeit a home fixture) this offers you a chance to make up some points, so who looks a good bet this week?

Arsenal away to Blackburn - Lots including my good self got burned last weekend captaining RVP against new boys Swansea, perhaps we chose to ignore the warning signals - no signs of a resurgence in Arsenal's form and a good defensive showing (mostly) from Swansea. Perhaps we read too much into RVP's 4 goals (is there a name for this in football? quadtrick, double brace?) against San Marino. Anyway, RVP has scored 8 goals in 10 matches against Blackburn and looks a good shout here even though that's what i said last week, and he was highly rated against Dortmund the other night as well.

Fulham @home to Man City - Fulham are off to a bad start and City's premiership form is irresistible. Again we're faced with the rotation dilemma. Tevez and Aguero started last week with Dzeko rested for the mid week Napoli game. Two matches isn't much to go on to try and second guess Mancini so there's a big caveat here. In my opinion Aguero is the most likely starter.

Gamble pick - Baines at home to Wigan. Expect at least 6 points with a good chance of a goal or assist.

Friday, September 9, 2011

Fantasy Football 2011-9-9

Gameweek 4


BarcaRONAN’s last gameweek Score – 54 // Average Score on site – 57
Highest Haul – 22 // Lowest Haul – 1 // Average Score Per Player 4.9
Accrued Score – 136

State Of Play


Well I always said if going into gameweek four I was in the top 1,099,133 of the league I’d be happy, and I’ve achieved that goal… who am I kidding. I’m on a train on way to Holyhead for the ferry to go to Dublin after a week sojurn in England and am just a bag of frustration looking at my notes; I sit nice and snugly in the mid table of the Back Of The Net Boy! League. 44th ain’t worth writing home about, but technically that’s what I am currently doing.

Vindication


Other than one of the most obvious selections ever (Rooney), nothing, not a single assist or from what I can think (offline at moment) a bonus point scored by my other 10 men. [I’ve not noticed a trend in my blog where even the vindication section is me berating myself, that’s how bad things are at barcaRONAN HQ]

D’oh


If I’d captained Rooney, his points doubled would have been more than the rest of the team put together!!!!!! I keep going back to my internal argument about the difference between a bad decision and a considered a decision that doesn’t pay off. But while I ponder these philospohpical things the league is already running away from me.

Here’s the screenshot of my team from last gameweek


Questions / Hunch / Drama / Dramatic Narrative before Sky Have Spotted it


Will Richard Dunne and Shay Given bring this gung-ho spirit into Villa team and perhaps reignite things? I am sensing they will, they are going to Goodison park, where there have been a few tasty tete-a-tetes between Everton and Aston Villa in past seasons, also baring in mind that Everton are down to two fit strikers [or is it easier for us to point out when Everton don’t have an injury problem].

The pressure is on Torres now, more than ever, Spanish media agititaing for him to be dropped from the national team and AVB has said only today that he’d have no problem dropping Torres if he ‘compromises’ the team (now unless Fernando has a photograph of Lamps and the boys up to something they shouldn’t be doing on a photocopier, I can only assume Andres is talking about the continuing goal drought); the shadow of Drogba lingering on Torre’s  shoulder [clunky mixed metaphor of the week award] won’t be there this game week, due to the formers concussion keeping him out of the game. {insert laboured comedy riff about Torres getting concussion during match this week, and the physio asking him who he is and when the patient says he doesn’t know, they tell him he’s Drogba and he goes back onto pitch and scores a hat-trick gag here}

I think O’Hara will have a good game against Spurs, who’ve really not been too good to him over last 2 years. And I think the great Dane, Nicolas, who has left Arsenal to go to Sunderland, might have have roy of the rovers stuff in his boots, home debut for a struggling team against Chelsea, it’s a perfect set up for a man of such high self regard / ego.

And on a club level, if Arsenal are gonna get their shit together, this is when it has to start; 4 very winnable fixtures in next 6 games – Swansea, Blackburn, Bolton, Tottenham, Sunderland and Stoke. Now noone expects clean sheets anymore with wenger’s boys, but Arteta is looking very tempting now (and Van Persie did score 4 goals against San Marino last week)
           
And while everyone seems to be going mad for Chris Smalling in particular, and the Man Utd rookies in general, Bolton, Chelsea and Stoke will all be tough customers in next few games so I don’t anticipate any clean sheets at all.

Transfers/Theory/Selection


I have two free transfers this week, as I used none last gameweek, but I think I’m going to make a third as well and really try and breath a bit of life in my team, Torres will be culled from my overly expensive front three, cos to be fair Bent will always play when fit, and will generally score when he plays, and for next while I can’t see Rooney being rotated out (when champions league etc starts, it might be different). I’m going to bring Long in, he’s clearly in form, pity he’s got a knock but Roy will always stick with the same team as  much as possible.

I want to get QPR player in, and after humming and hawing I’ll take SWP in over Taarabt, the latter takes the free kicks etc, but the former will be given a freer role apparently so I assume he’ll be nearer the ball too.

I’ve been mulling over Arteta v Benyaoun (both at Arsenal) v Mata (Chelsea)

I annoyingly have a lot of players playing against each other this week, ie two Man City defenders playing which means if they do well Moses, my Wigan midfielder will just score 2, but vice versa I might only get 4 points in total from Clichy and Kompany.

I’ll go with the old simple rule of picking the keeping playing at home, even though it goes against Given, I have a notion that Wolves will really stand out against Spurs this weekend, so a three wolf spine (they also play at home next week folks, if yer looking to bring any in).


My Team this week




Keeping An Eye On


The new Fulham signing has been tipped by the fantasy football podcast (I dunno if it was Granville or the other one, no doubt whoever it was will make sure we know about it if he is proven right! I’m really interested in seeing Bentder does at Sunderland, I will see how he does in next two games and decide then,

Kakuta, has joined Bolton on loan, now Man Utd, and Arsenal are two of the next three games and then Chelsea the following fixture (I can only assume he won’t eligible for that game), so if he shows some good involvement and is picked for all those games he can play, game week 7 he’ll be joining barcaRONAN.

Captain's Corner with Phergal


So the international break is over and the big names seem to have come out of it injury free. Plenty of nice captaincy friendly fixtures this week, let's take a look.

Arsenal @home to Swansea - There's a feeling among Gooners that the Arsenal season begins with this match, after a dismal few weeks marked by big name departures, a humiliating 8-2 defeat to United and some last minute transfer dealings. Morale will surely be up among the team (it couldn't get any worse) and you would expect Arsenal to come back with a vengeance here a bag and few goals against promoted Swansea. RVP is still remarkably uninjured and he's the best pick here. He's more than capable of racking up huge scores and will have some good service coming from Arteta, who himself could be a decent captain pick, but a new player at a club is always a gamble, even a Premier League veteran like Arteta. His returns the last two years from Everton have been uninspiring but maybe he'll discover some form with his new club, who knows.

Man City@ Home to Wigan. City are on a rampage and confidence is flowing. There should  be plenty of goals here, but with City's "embarrassment of riches" as the press like to say, there's a lot of choice for your captaincy armband. Dzeko is on fire and full of confidence after bagging 4 against Spurs two weeks ago, he seems to have established himself as City's target man. You'd have to feel Mancini would be adverse to benching a player hitting such great form, then again you have two other world class strikers in Tevez and Aguero that are almost sinful to bench. I see Tevez or Aguero as being interchangeable to partner Dzeko, but really, who knows. A safer pick may be Silva, who doesn't seem to be under any kind of threat from Nasri, and both are expected to start. Nasri has a broken hand but apparently will start this weekend.

Man United away to Bolton - Hard to resist United at the moment. Rooney is in the form of his life and you could safely captain him every week without too much worry. Young is also on wicked form but don't expect the massive haul he got against Arsenal 2 weeks ago, he should be good for a goal and assist here though and maybe some bonii.

Gamble picks -  Peter Odemwingie away to Norwich. WBA put in great performances against Chelsea and United and you feel they have to have a significant win soon. Shane Long is doubtful for the match.