Friday, February 22, 2013

Gameweek 27 Season 2012/2013


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Hello everybody!

So I write this and the laptop I’m using is very close to being f-cked through the f-cking window; I’ve had it a fair few years and I’ve driven it into the ground. Thinking of borrowing a spare mac (is there such a thing?) and just wiping this thing, but whatever is clogging up my machine will still be there. It’s almost like the chicken, bag of feed and fox crossing the river in a boat thing.

Add to that the beyond shitty internet connection here, I think it would be quicker for me to ring each person who wants to listen to the podcast and talking them through it than getting this uploaded. I’m not just moaning here, I just want you to have a context about me writing a blog about something that frustrates me on a piece of equipment that is frustrating me on a connection that is beyond frustrating. FML.

Anyway that is vented now… so welcome to this week’s blog, it’s been a while so I hope you’ve had a good time since your eyes last crossed our words. The double game week is what most people had in mind in GM26 and now most FFers are either ruing their chances or congratulating themselves, mainly people with Suarez and/or Michu as captains.

… (it is now 10 hours since I started this, I went to sleep cursing my computer and woke up 33, make your own ‘both are types of aging’ wisdom metaphor there)
…. [as I edit this (yes, I edit) it is now 21 hours later – the film of this story of a shitty computer set up and an overly busy man will not star Cillian Murphy]

REVIEW OF NEW CORK COSMOS IN GAMEWEEK6

As we discussed in the podcast earlier, up till the bonus points got divied out in Liverpool v Swansea game I was back on the first page (my only real goal left in this season) but I’ve slipped back to 54th spot and “el page de dous”, as they say in Latin or Spanish or something.

WHAT’S THE POINTS?

Points scored last week                      - 76 Points
Average points scored in that week    - I dunno, offline and have no screenshot – not like a boss.
Points off the top                               - 296 points, exactly the same points difference as last week.
Position in BOTNB League                - 52st (up 9 points)

WHAT WENT RIGHT

Michu as captain, was an inspired decision, inspired by Darragh, our benevolant captain, who subtly inspired me at about 3am Saturday morning via text to “make sure I captained him”, I read between the lines and worked out what he was getting at, so I was one of the very few people to give him the armband. Well, few is relative yeah?

WHAT WENT NOT RIGHT

Ahem, essentially everything else. If we take that 5 points is considered success (I made that up btw) then 6 of my crew let me down. But it is all about how you percieve information yeah?; if I set the barrier of success at say 12 points, all of my team would have failed (barr Michu) and alternately if I set simply becoming a professional soccer player is a success (which we probably all would) – then my team had a storming week.

CLUTCHING AT STRAWS

I think my ‘didn’t they all do well to play in premiership’ was clutching at straws enough eh? But do read on to find me trying to find a silver lining in my signing Wisdom mistake… and also a pretty strained reference to a 1980’s tv show.

LAST WEEK’S TEAM



THE SECRET OF MY SUCCESS

… the highest scorer of each gameweek in our league is invited to share a few insights into what got them so many points… Gameweek 26’s highest scorer (that hadn’t already contributed to blog) was Dominic Fallon – who has come all the way to Cork this weekend to claim his free pint! He scored 107 points – like a boss.

The Secret of my success!

The secret of my success this week was probably Michael Laudrup playing a B team in preparation for the Capital One Cup final! I hedged my bets on the double gameweek (which in the past has brought me mixed results) by ensuring I had 2 Liverpool and 2 Swansea players in my team. Going into the Liverpool v Swansea game things weren't looking too clever (despite Michu's 18 point haul v QPR) but Suarez and Enrique pulled in an enormous haul of 46 points for me between them.

The downside is I now have 5 players who will be benched for GW27 - however I have 2 free transfers so I should be able to cover myself as long as the likes of Darth Ferguson and Bobby Manc don't start resting players this weekend. Overall I’m pretty happy with my midfield and forward line but need a bit of tweaking at the back. Unlikely to push to win the BOTNB! league I’ll be happy with a top 10 finish. Voronin out.

Dominic's Team...



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TRANSFERS
- Money in the bank - .9million – 1 free transfer

As I mention in this week’s podcast, I have a Lampard-on and wanna bring him in, but as Darragh, O.B.C., pointed out I jus thad to shift things round in defence. Also as it was I only had 11 potential playing outfield players and one is Remy who looks unlikely to play.

So you know the way people say you should think with your heart not with your head
 (well good people do, not bank managers etc), well I’ve decided to go against Wisdom and with Harte, ie I’ve gone from Harte to not-Harte… [that was the laboured 80’s TV reference I promised you].  My only silver lining with selling a player I only brought in 3 gameweeks ago and never actually selected is - at least he didn’t lose any value. Yep you can always say that about old man Leonard, he buys them at 4.3 and he sells them at 4.3. So Wisdom at Liverpuhl is gone and Harte from Reading has been brought in, 2 out of the next 4 fixtures will be good chances for him, and it’s more for the assists and freekicks than clean sheets anyway. And he’s cheap as chips. (well large chips are regularly around the 3.9 price is some takeaways, and other than the million added after Harte’s price, it is the same number.)

KEEPING AN EYE ON

The afore mentioned Lampard, but also if Wilson will play any minutes for Stoke. Also getting intrigued by Lukaku, as a mid price option for my Remy replacement.

THIS WEEK’S SELECTION

Only real selection decision was between my keepers, Jaaskelainen will probably make more saves against Spurs than Begovic will at Craven Cottage; I doubt either will keep a clean sheet, so that’s my decider. The rest is pretty simple as I have Michu and Williams benched. I have selected O’Brien who is also carrying some sort of knock, and I’ve put Remy as my 1st choice sub. Realistically I won’t be surprised if I only have 10 outfielders play, and if so, more fool me for not planning.

Actually I just texted Darragh, OBC, and Pat, a long term FFaddict and writer of the fine facebook page The Cruyff Turn, about selling Remy and bring Lukaku in, would cost 4 points, but would mean not chancing on O’Brien playing and probably conceding anyway. I think I’m gonna do it.

Due to the beauty of 3G, I just did it… (calm down sex story fans, I don’t mean I just did some girlsexxing)… I whipped out my… (calm down selfsexxing fans)…  phone and made those changes (calm down David Bowie fans). So there we go, O’Brien relegated to bench duties.

MY CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN

On the opening day of every season this would be a top of the table clash, but not this weekend – it will be a wounded Arsenal against a spluttering Villa, you’d think the former will batter the latter, so I’ve given the armband to Walcott, but my drama self is drawn to Sissoko who are at home to Newcastle, he could certainly feast there BUT Ben Arfa is apparently on way back and due to play some minutes this weekend, so I think Sissoko would directly suffer from this and be moved furter down the pitch. TBH that insight is based on one thing I read a few weeks ago, so if anyone else says it’s a good idea to captain him as a differential to Walcott, I’ll probably do it. I’m a ticking timebomb here. ENABLE ME ENABLE ME!!!!


Here’s the screenshot.




CAPTAIN’S CORNER with @darraghFPL

Well I hope that’s that for a bit. Me and double gameweeks go together like Arsenal and trophies (too soon?) and although I had the likes of Michu delivering the goods, Liverpool players gave their owners a little fright after the impudent performance in front of goal against West Brom. Sturridge showed real signs of being a fantasy essential after his inclusion in the Swansea game and Lampard continues to offer a viable Chelsea alternative to Mata.

Looking ahead, there’s an eclectic mix of big budget and cheap options to choose from. Reading’s home fixture against Wigan looks valuetastic seeing as no Reading player costs more that €0.99 but while the Royals represent the Pound City of the Fantasy Football market, the Marks & Spencer’s of Manchester United, Arsenal & Spurs may also prove irresistibly good for the upcoming weekend.

It’s with the latter of these that I begin the allocation of armbands and predictably enough, it’s straight to Gareth Bale. While media hyperbole has suggested he’s the amalgamation of Maradona, Pele & Jesus of Nazareth, he nevertheless has produced scintillating fantasy form of late. He loves a shot, and I mean loves a shot. His 6.6 attempts on goal per game over the last six gameweeks dwarf that of his competitors, with perennial glories Lampard, Walcott & Gerrard lagging on 4.0, 3.7 and 2.85 attempts per game respectively. This essentially means the Welshman has an attempt every 14.4 minutes, the highest of any player at any point this season.

His away form also far out-trumps his home performances, scoring 9 of his 13 goals this season on his travels. Furthermore, his move to a more central role of late has seen a vast upswing in his attempts from inside the box, with an average of 4 per game since the new year, slightly edging out Walcott (3.8) and even Michu (2.5), Benteke (2.5) and Van Persie (2). As a result, he has seen a dramatic increase in his amount of shots on target of late, 39.4%, compared with his accuracy rating of 21.3% from gameweeks 15-20. In fact, only two other midfielders with +15 attempts have a higher accuracy rating in the last six gameweeks, with his out of position teammate Clint Dempsey (47.1%) and Theo Walcott taking the honours (46.2%). Speaking of Walcott…….

Arsenal’s imminent dumping out of Europe coupled with their shambolic result against Blackburn Fried Chicken has seen the Gunners season evaporate. All that’s left is the piping of their rivals to the last CL spot this May. I actually still have a soft spot for Wenger. After all, he introduced me to Emmanuel Petit, putting Vicks vapor rub on my chest before a game and that apparently it’s now socially acceptable to wearing a sleeping bag on the sideline of a football field. With this in mind, I see a potentially backlash whopping for the Villains this weekend.

Walcott in particular has been a source of consistency for fantasy owners, netting an average of 8.8 points over the last ten games, better than any other FPL player over the same time span. Villa have also shipped in the horrendous total of 15 goals in their past four games away from Birmingham. If all this wasn’t enough to salivate at Arsenal’s attacking options, Villa have conceded the highest amount of crosses down the oppositions right flank in the last six gameweeks with 107, with Reading being the only other side north of 90 chances conceded in the same position.

Moving on to the more budget options, I’ve decided to latch onto this years Grant Holt (although I’m not sure if Grant Holt warrants a variety of player named after him. Maybe somebody can be next year’s Rickie Lambert). So yes, it’s time I bestowed some love on the journeyman striker and his continuing claim to be the third striker in all our RVP laden attacks. Lamberts display against City two weeks ago along with his 5 strikes in his previous 8 and his 47 penalty area touches (4th highest in the league) over the last 6 weeks has earned him a spot in my starting front three. This ties in well with Newcastle’s penchant for conceding a brace at St James’s Park, doing so in their last three games.

Finally, Jimmy Kebe earns a budget spot amongst the captain’s choices. Ze Frenchman has offered two double digit point hauls in his last three home games since finding his niche in the hole of Brian McDermott’s five man midfield. His ICT threat index rating is considerably higher than any other Royals midfielder (155 compared to 31 of Jobi McAnuff) and LeFondre’s lack of guaranteed game time ensure that he still remains an unviable option. Coming it a meager £4.7 million, he has become highlighted as a perfect fit for those wishing to obtain four of the power five along with the essential RvP.

Oh, and the immanent RvP hat-trick has earned him a spot as my 5th choice this week. 



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Friday, February 8, 2013

Gameweek 26 Season 2012/2013



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Hello ladies and gentlemen... ok, let’s be honest… Hello gentlemen!

So I’ve decided to separate how New Cork Cosmos get on from Back Of The Net Boy activities and now I can report on both individually; at BOTNB HQ we had another good week. When you start podcasting and tweeting etc it’s a new step, obviously Darragh and I have tremendous support and feedback from our friends, who we met ye in ACTUAL PERSON before you joined our league/pages or else yer friends of friends, but now we’re starting to have 4th and 5th degree of seperation listeners/followers whatever you call it, it’s certainly lit a bushel under my arse-i-cles, so we have a lot of ideas about how to keep furthering our scope. As ever any feedback ye have is more than welcome and if you can help spreading the word, pages, tweets, podcasts and maybe reviewing us on iTunes etc, all very helpful.

But when we get to WCC stuff, things are a little less inspiring, I fluked a misleading high score due to my flukiness of vice captain coming in place of Remy. I heard an interesting line about Eamon De Valera, and how we should “forgive people’s natural mistakes”, and I think that was the fantasyfootballdeity did by taking care of on that front, all that helped me do a little bit better than all the leaders of the BOTNB league, but it feels like I didn’t earn it. (but I’ll take the points, don’t’ worry about that)

REVIEW OF NEW CORK COSMOS IN GAMEWEEK 25

So I’ve had two good game weeks in a row, third GM in a row that I haven’t dropped places and in fact ga..gai… gained (what is that word, I haven’t said it in months) points on those ahead of me. Now Fellaini got about 40% of my points, and there were just enough bonus points, assists, clean sheets and goal ammassed by his NCC teammates to scrape a slightly better than good score together.

WHAT’S THE POINTS?

Points scored last week                       - 75 Points
Average points scored in that week      - 44 points
Points off the top                                 - 282 points, closer by 14 points to top spot.
Position in BOTNB League                - 52nd (9 places higher up the table, 2 places of
                                                                being back on the first page!)


LAST WEEK’S TEAM




THE SECRET OF MY SUCCESS

… the highest scorer of each gameweek in our league is invited to share a few insights into what got them so many points… Gameweek 25’s highest scorer had a 85 point haul from David Neville. What follows is his thoughts on what got him such an impressive haul...

Dear fellow fantasy football fans (and nerds, you know who you are, Darragh),

Well well, in the middle of an admittedly poor showing from me this year I am humbled and honoured to be writing this piece as this gameweek’s top scorer (yippee), although it was a close call with a good few people with scores not far off my total of 85. A lot of us did well this week due to 4 of the “POWER 5” midfielders doing the business as well as plenty of clean sheets being available, going against this season’s trend and also my penchant for Goals Galore coupons (Swansea…grrrr). I took a 4 point hit this week, bringing in El (wundergoal) Kün for Džeko which didn’t work out too well (-2 overall) but I’m still confident that it will pay off in the coming weeks as I figure the little Argie will be my main differential from those around me. The main and obvious reason for my little bit extra this week was Mr. Screech himself being handed the armband ahead of a few other good options and duly bagging twice against the indefensible Villains. My decision to stick with Benteke, for now anyway, then topped me up nicely. Looking forward to next week I only have 2 players (at the time of writing anyway) playing twice but in year’s past I’ve usually been let down by investing too heavily in double gameweeks so meh to that. It’s not as if I’m in a title race anyway. That fact is as sure as the HT/FT result in a Turkish 2nd division game these days. I’ll go back to my mid-table mediocrity now.

Yours in virtual sport,

D


Screenshot of David’s team from GM25, I’d like to point out that he also only had 3 players from the dreamteam, kudos sahr.



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TRANSFERS

I actually did something I rarely do and made a transfer Sunday night, Wilshere was pointed to the exit and I brought in Sissoko. So in that respect, I should probably just leave my team at that, but I must admit I have a trigger finger at moment. A lot of the things I was thinking of was dealt in the podcast, but it mainly was trying to decide if it was worth losing 8 points and Walcott to bring in Suarez (double game week etc) and a cheap midfielder, but our captain, @darraghFPL,  pointed out I could just sneak Lampard & Sturridge and that really is a fascinating idea.

But I think, I’ll just keep with what I got, (1) to spend 4 points is one thing, 8 seems a bridge too far especially since getting in an attacking Liverpool player would be at the expense of a good Davies performance at Anfield. (2) I'm kind of happy already with what I got.

KEEPING AN EYE ON

Samba & Caesar at QPR, Wilson at Stoke… and the Real/Utd result at midweek, I am considering that gettign rid of RVP will be neccesary for me to make any real gains on my peers, since the fact we all have him is just frankly boring. And RVP/Walters out would get me Lampard & Aguero in. Even as I type that I think I might do that tonight when I get home from pub if I’m feeling brave.


THIS WEEK’S SELECTION

My regret of the season will be bringing that Wisdom fella in, I just didn’t check that he was coming to cover injuries rather than on form alone. I am benching him, even though he has a DGM, as I fear he might just play 20 mins in one of the games, he’s my number 14, with O’Brien away at Villa sitting to his right. My first choice outfield substitute is Remy, but apparently he might play. Darragh suggested not playing Fellaini but I think that UTD might just have one eye on the Real game next week, and if anyone can make use of that attention deficit it could be our friend Fellani.

Here’s the screenshot.



MY CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN

Here’s the thing, will I go with redemption or revelation… Right now Walters has my C, he’s not a shirker and will keep working as hard as he does and maybe his recent poor form will break at home to Reading… and my V is with Sissoko for his trip to Spurs, he could fare well there too.

Logic says Michu though, because of the DGM, I might go with that later.

CAPTAIN’S CORNER with @darraghFPL

Phew, after the senseless speculatations of gameweek 24, my revisit to the status quo of fantasy football picks returned results, despite Giroud (I’ve repeatedly mispronounced his name on the Podcast, sorry Olivier) failing to build on his recent run of form. Everton continue to prove they’re a fantasy factory for fledgling form (-1 alliteration point) as Anichebe chipped in with 11 points. That’s a point per every £0.25 million, ka-ching! And if all this wasn’t enough, its time for another double gameweek featuring the miserly Swans and the inconsistent Reds of Merseyside.

It’s with Liverpool I’ll start the breakdown. Aside from Gerrard, the main two protagonists for the armband this week are the newly forged striking partnership of Suarez and Sturridge. The body poppin’, bitin’ divin’ duo seemed to have clicked instantly but one misconception that has arisen of late is that Suarez has had to sit deeper to accommodate the new arrival. Of the four games they’ve played together, the Uruguayan has maintained a higher average pitch position in all but GW24, which was the away draw at Arsenal. As it has been the case all year, Suarez is strong the stat department. His penalty area touches (40-23), chances created (11-2) and crosses completed (7-1) are all favorable but its here where parity begins arise. They duo have the same number of attempts on goal (16) but then Sturridge beings to show his potential and value. He has a higher minutes per attempt (17.6mins - 23.7mins) and higher percentage of involvement in team goals (33.3% - 20%). In perhaps the least sophisticated but most pertinent stat, he has also bagged one more goal than ‘El Pistolero’ and comes in at £3 million cheaper. I’m body popping as I type.

Moving onto Liverpool’s twin fixture counterparts, another recent teammate comparison of late is Michu v De Guzman. Despite holding a higher average pitch position in all of the last six fixtures, De Guzman holds the edge over Michu in every a number of key categories. His ICT threat index rating is 50 points higher and he is almost twice as involved in Swansea’s attacking moves, receiving 160 passes in the opponents half and 62 in the final third, ahead of Michu’s 102 and 56 but there is a sway in the power dynamic as the Canadian trails in penalty area touches significantly (26-6). Michu has failed to score in his last six games but as I mentioned in earlier blogs, he has something in his favour. Earlier this season, he maintained an unsustainably high shot to goal conversion rate, peaking at 57.8% while the mean for midfielders in the Premier League stood roughly around the 22% range. As predicted, this slowly began to regress to the average, eventually bottoming out at his current rate of 18.1%. However, he has seen a complete reversal in recent weeks, peppering 15 shots on goal, hitting the target 11 times but failing to convert once. Like I said before, these types of stats inevitably either regress of progress to the mean and I expect Michu to begin this climb back during the double gameweek.

Outside of the doublers, there are strong fixtures for Chelski, United and the predictably unpredictable Villains. As I mentioned on the podcast this week, I’m sending out buckets of love for Frank Lampard. His 6 goals in 7 games coupled with his 3.7 shots per game show strong signs of potential against a Wigan side that’ve shipped 12 goals in 5 games. Lampard is sitting deeper than usual, playing just above Ramires and behind the three pronged attack of Mata, Oscar and the returning Hazard but his penchant for a long ranger and his place on spot kicks ensures he’s a more than palpable differential for those chasing template midfields this week.

Just before I sign off, Rooney has never scored against his former club and Benteke has netted five times in his last five. Normally, I’d scribble four paragraphs of waffle highlighting the likely hood of Rooney decapitating Fellaini and Benteke grabbing a brace against an awful West Ham defense but I’m going with a gut feeling for the first time since the ‘Torres’ affair. I fancy the resurrection of form for the Scouseman to continue and to finally break his duck against his boyhood club. Furthermore, I’m going to back the opposing striker in the Villa/West Ham fixture. Andy Carroll’s first goal since November coupled with Aston Villa’s porous defense should enable the Hammers to heap more pressure on Lambert. Me backing the likes of Rooney, Carroll, Sturridge & Lampard? Times are a changin’…



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Friday, February 1, 2013

Gameweek 25 Season 2012/2013




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Hello everybody!

So it feels like only yesterday I was writing this last time, but in fact it was the day before last, been really productive on everything but the fantasy pitch. Our burgeoning podcast is getting good feedback, it’s still like a new born calf or some sort of animal that is taking tentative steps into the world. Thanks for the feedback again folks though, it really is welcome.

Addendum – excuse me for use of unparlimentary language but ‘Fucc You My computer, Fucc You’, this was mostly written at 11am, then Darragh et I recorded the podcast (which is available here) and the rest of the time has been lagging and all that crap since.

Don’t forget to enter our spine* competition too!

*better name imminent.

REVIEW OF NEW CORK COSMOS IN GAMEWEEK 23

From my great week** in GM23, I’ve plummeted back to normal*** with 55 points. Basically 2 of my players got exactly 60% of all my points, Walcott & Baines [two absolute leftfield choices, noone else thought of those players L ]. The  rest of my motley crue did not achieve the high scores than my Tommy Lee figures of Theo and Leighton did [see what I did there? Scoring meant in two senses, fantasy football AND sexxxing with girls!] Seven of the remaining 9 not mentioned got 3 points or less, and yeah I suffered the igmony of having a player get minus points too.

The minor victory of the week was on twitter when our captain @darraghFPL giving me @backofthenetboy public advice saying to play Lambert over Davies, boooom FOUR POINT SWING MUTHAFUPPA!

(**in context to my other 21 shit*y weeks)
(*** ie shit*y)

WHAT’S THE POINTS?

Points scored last week                       - 55 Points
Average points scored in that week      - 41 points
Points off the top                                 - 296 points, closer by 6 points to top spot.
Position in BOTNB League                - 61st (exact same as last gameweek)


LAST WEEK’S TEAM




THE SECRET OF MY SUCCESS

… the highest scorer of each gameweek in our league is invited to share a few insights into what got them so many points… Gameweek 24’s highest scorer had a 85 point haul from Stephen Minihane. As it stands I haven’t heard anything back from him, but it was short notice….

Hi Ronan.
To b honest I havent checkd my team in about 3 weeks and forgot their was midweek matchs until it was too late and I couldnt change the team in time ha ha. So basically chalk this week down to luck

- It all counts here Steve, well done!

Stephen’s team.



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TRANSFERS

I’ve two free transfers to make this gameweek, as I’ve always been a fan of drama, I really was tempted to try and bring Gallas in ASAP, especially because of his favourable fixture at home to Norwich, but the powers that be seem to have not added him yet. [as of 11am they hadn’t, it is now 5.30pm and they have]. On a similar point Coutiniho hasn’t been added and it would have been handy to bulk up with a Liverpool player or two, what with their two games in GM26.

But trying to get new blood in right now, so Remy will be the new signing here at expense of Lukaku and saving .5 million, as I said about QPR earlier they have 3 real good fixtures in next 6 and since they don’t have many option in the final third (I know @DarraghFPL goes on about Tarabt, who might also be coming in with Fellani going out next week)

That leaves me with a second transfer and 4.8 to play with it and the only choice is if it’ll be Tompkins or O’Brien at West Ham that packs their bags…. Drumroll… here comes the big reveal moment…(screen splits into two with a close up and each player)… I’ve dropped the former, and brought in Wisdom at Liverpool, but that’s future proofing for GM26 really. [I have already regretted this decision @darraghfpl as pointed out he was only filling in for Enrique, but I hope Luis gets sent off against Man City now and makes my bad decision look enlightened].

I’ve now clicked the confirm button [this was 11am time] but wondering now about perhaps dropping Wilshire or Walcott and bringing in Tarrabt, and either build up a few quid or a lot of quid. I might remember to ask Darragh during the podcast. I’m up too early to be making decisions like this.

[epilogue, have decided to keep them both, I pregret that now already, like retaliation it’s good to get yer regret in early sometimes]

KEEPING AN EYE ON

It ain’t nothing but a G thang here in our scouting department here, namely Giroud & Gouffran. But also Samba, realistically will come in next week, which could end up being a G-amba-le... #illgetmycoat


THIS WEEK’S SELECTION

Right I kind of have two awkward matches with 3 Stoke players against 2 Arsenal players and 2 Swansea players against 2 West Ham. I had some decisions to make and with @DarraghFPL's advice I went from this proposed line up



to


 let's see next week if it was worth listening to him


MY CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN

It’s time for thinking outside the box here, but looking for someone who will have success in the box, so Remy at QPR, eyes are on you. My theory is Samba gives QPR for pace at back, ergo their midfield can be more adventorous, ergo Tarabt & Remy will get more chances. QED...



CAPTAIN’S CORNER with @darraghFPL

Yeeeesh, so that was a pointless exercise. This ‘out on a limbness’ has to stop. From now on, I’m going with bankers. BOI & AIB ain’t gonna have nothin’ on me. So my successive punts rewarded me with successive punts in the methaphorical groin of my fantasy anatomy. Ba got me a whopping point per minute return, except he played; yes you guessed it, one minute. Jelavic got the same score, but played seven times the amount of minutes. Luckily Bale offered some respite with a late equalizer but still, once bitten, twice shy.

This week I’m wildcarding, so I’m going with more chunky heavy hitters than a Junior B hurling clash. First and foremost, I’ll be making my bread and butter through the Gunners against a surprisingly dismal Stoke defense of late. But which one to go for you say? Walcott has done enough to quash the Cazorla argument but Giroud’s reemergence in recent weeks has raised a number of issues. 

Most importantly, Giroud’s place in the team has forced Theo back out to the right, quelling the initial hysteria about his OoP appeal. However, the ickle’ winger continues to offer returns. And with spots so limited up front, surely he provides the best route for Arsenal attacking cover. But then numbers start to edge toward the Frenchman, particular in the last four gameweeks. 

While Walcott maintains a higher ICT threat index rating* (12.5 – 11.7), but Giroud has become the focal point in Arsenal’s attack in recent weeks. In the final third, he touches the ball every 1.6 minutes compared to Walcott’s 2.5. Furthermore, his involvement of 50% of Arsenal’s goals outweighs Walcott’s 44.4%. Both numbers are impressive but Giroud costs £1.6 less at the time of writing. 

And are spots *really* that limited up front? With RVP’s emergence as essential along with the dominance of Mata, Bale and Michu, considerably money has become tied up in midfield. Giroud at £7.9 offers a far cheaper route to Arsenal cover without breaking the bank and still offers substantial returns of late (6.2 point return in the last 6 games/ 12 point return in the last two). Its food for thought, especially for those of us in the midst of a wildcard.

Like I said in the opening paragraph, after last week’s sting, I’m going solid choices all the way. Mata trumps just about every Chelsea option available so I say “nuts!” to the forward line and Benitez’s penchant for rotation, he simply has to play the little Spaniard in the coming Hazardless weeks. His 26.2 minutes per chance created over the last four gameweeks is 2nd in the league, behind only…..wait, this must be a type-o…..Aaron Lennon? (23.2 mins per chance created). 

To back this up, Mata has an ICT creativity index of 216 over the same time period, ranking 3rd in the league behind the polarizing Silva (219) and….ah this can’t be right, Lennon again (255, he’s played himself into my choices this week I guess). Chelsea also play a Newcastle side who’ve conceded 16 in 6 and Mata’s 14 point haul appears to be no fluke, especially when Chelsea plays away from their fans at the Bridge. 

Its that time of the gameweek again when I give my weekly dose of fantasy love to the ever lovable Toffees of Goodison Park. Baines (woof, what a return last week), Fellaini, Jakielka and Pienaar all deserve consideration for the upcoming visit of the Villains but I’m not going to chase points and go with the tried and trusted Belgian. Without getting to in depth into the innate crudiness of the Villa back eh, 3 or 5, Everton should simply pummel the relegation candidates with ease. 

Jelavic was dropped in favour of Victor Anichebe (is there a greater insult?) so more of an emphasis will surely be placed on the massive chest and shoulders of Fellaini. He holds a higher ICT threat rating of 38 over the past month, with his nearest Everton rival, Steven Pienaar, way behind on 28. His goal attemps of 2 per game is the highest of any Toffee over the same period, though every other statistic is dominated by the hunky, vinyl loving, scooter riding, fantasy demi-god Leighton Baines. Like the ex-girlfriend who keeps tagging you along though, I’ve eventually had to let Leighton go. I’m definitely not averse to a late night fantasy booty call from the Scouse full back. Sometimes I wonder If I take all this all a little too close to heart….


 


         

*The ICT threat index relates to the amount of chances and shots created and executed by a single player. It is the same system that determines the allocation of bonus points in the Fantasy Premier League.


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